designer freebies!

Life is one big party... and these are my party favors for you!


Lumberjack Paper Doll

Caribou Bill

He's a lumberjack and he's okay! Color his clothes and accoutrements to your liking, cut them out, and cover up those skivvies!

Lazy F-ing Snowflake

This printable will teach your sorry butt how to make a proper paper snowflake, la McSweeney's.
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just two mazes™

Apatasaurus + Hexagon

Mazes are fun for everyone. Print one for a few minutes of distraction for you or a friend.

just two mazes™

Snail + Star

More of what you love. Have a request for a maze? Contact me with your idea!